Preg/nan/cy Fet/ish/es or: OMG THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVAR!

This guy has actually made several of these videos.


But it is possible that this one wins.

Nursing Postcards

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Dotty sure loves to give it

Russians are the ________ of the sea.

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World's smallest man dances with his cat

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Is this hot or creepy? Debate starts around the 1 minute mark.

Ray Smuckles as a dog

The most accurate song ever

When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way

Tommy Lee in space, Tacoma.

Get these boobs outta here....

Photo gallery of hand signals that Sherman Billingsley, owner of The Stork Club in New York, used to communicate with his assistant about various patrons.

Pause, pause, no homo

Supressed memories in the making

Only $25 from Hasbro.
Meanwhile, The Onion AV Club rightly guessed that the Oozinator will birth a nation of semen sharpshooters.

*Sexy Easter Update! There was supposed to be some other embedded video after that mysterious onion comment, but html is "complicated." Yikes!

*Semi-nude April 14th Update! I guess html got de-mystified.

I would ask for a scab or a piece of skin from a blister

Trailer for a documentary about fans obsessed with Tiffany. They seem to be engaged in a contest for who gets to marry her. This contest does not exist.


Hat tip to Nate, who is not technically a stalker because he actually loves the objects of his attentions.