Supressed memories in the making

Only $25 from Hasbro.
Meanwhile, The Onion AV Club rightly guessed that the Oozinator will birth a nation of semen sharpshooters.

*Sexy Easter Update! There was supposed to be some other embedded video after that mysterious onion comment, but html is "complicated." Yikes!

*Semi-nude April 14th Update! I guess html got de-mystified.