Vogue

We are capable of such greatness. Until age 26.

ME AT NINE, PERFORMING TO MADONNA IN SUMMER '91! from Robert Jeffrey on Vimeo.

BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL

I don't really care dear.

Huh.

Season of the Mall

I know the whole thing with wolves barfing lasers amidst chaotic rock n' roll destruction is as over-played as wolves airbrushed onto t-shirts, or wolves airbrushed onto sweatshirts, but these guys kind of fit for today. Maybe we enter a new era of wolves airbrushed onto bathing suits.

Summer!

Thanks Mikey!

Nursing Postcards

via

Dotty sure loves to give it

World's smallest man dances with his cat

via

Ray Smuckles as a dog

The most accurate song ever

When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way

Get these boobs outta here....

Photo gallery of hand signals that Sherman Billingsley, owner of The Stork Club in New York, used to communicate with his assistant about various patrons.

Pause, pause, no homo

Hunkercize

Unfortunately, this is the only possible happy outcome for former Chippendiddys.

Hail, Atlantis.

Make it past the introduction. Do some velvet on your body. Prepare to think about how you're bad at sex.

Demon Kitty Camels

via Leslie's gchat link, via BoingBoing.

I can't decide

I mean,in the words of Kool Keith, "Why are you making those mean faces in your video with the fish lens effects?" But the song? Does it SOUND like old people dusting off their pennyfarthings for a ride 'round the park, or does it sound new and relevant? For me, it seems to depend on the day....

Roomba Cyborg

Wee Willie Winkie...